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	<title>scottaburger &#187; Humor &amp; Fun</title>
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		<title>The End of History Beer</title>
		<link>http://bacon.scottaburger.com/humor-and-fun/the-end-of-history-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 06:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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And what a fitting name it is. The End of History Beer ($650-$900) is an ultra-limited — as in, it might already be sold out — 55% alcohol blond Belgian ale, brewed using crazy freezing techniques, and featuring hints of juniper berries, mead, and nettles. Of course, being the world&#8217;s strongest and most expensive beer wasn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<p>And what a fitting name it is. The End of History Beer ($650-$900) is an ultra-limited — as in, it might already be sold out — 55% alcohol blond Belgian ale, brewed using crazy freezing techniques, and featuring hints of juniper berries, mead, and nettles. Of course, being the world&#8217;s strongest and most expensive beer wasn&#8217;t enough for these restless brewmasters, so they took things one step further, and packaged the beer inside taxidermied roadkill, creating the end game of premium beer. Seriously, just look at it.</p>
<p><span style="color: #888888;"><em>via </em><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/culture/drinks/the-end-of-history-beer/" target="_blank"><em>uncrate.com</em></a><em>.</em></span></p>
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		<title>Double Rainbow iPhone Ringtone</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep. And why the hell not!? See the original, complete emotional breakdown here, then listen the amazing song in all of it&#8217;s ingenious glory here.
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD DOUBLE RAINBOW IPHONE RINGTONES HERE!
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<h4><a href="http://bacon.scottaburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Doulbe-Rainbow-Ringtones.zip">CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD DOUBLE RAINBOW IPHONE RINGTONES HERE!</a></h4>
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		<title>When Creative Meets Developer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me, the creative, had a web page crash which prompted me to hollar, &#8220;hey, the report wont run.&#8221;
Which prompted Adam, the developer, to reply, &#8220;Yeah, NGINX (read Engine-X) killed the unicorn.&#8221;
Which prompted me to create this. Yes, developers. When you start talking crazy engineer speak, this is how we think.﻿

 
NOTE: I do have this 1900px wide. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me, the creative, had a web page crash which prompted me to hollar, &#8220;hey, the report wont run.&#8221;</p>
<p>Which prompted Adam, the developer, to reply, &#8220;Yeah, NGINX (<em>read Engine-X</em>) killed the unicorn.&#8221;</p>
<p>Which prompted me to create this. Yes, developers. When you start talking crazy engineer speak, this is how we think.﻿</p>
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<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>NOTE: </strong><em>I do have this 1900px wide. Yes. That means this can be <strike>your desktop background</strike> printed full-size and hung above your bed! Just hit me up <a href="http://twitter.com/scottaburger" target="_blank">@scottaburger</a> on Twitter.</em></p>
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		<title>Flash and Apple</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dawk E.L. Brown</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hard Knock Life playing in our area. The following chat occurs in office chat room.

Mike
Josiah: Scott: Todd: I hear that life is pretty hard on that office over there.

Scott
It is a hard knock life&#8230; for us.

Todd
yea dawk
dawg**

Josiah
Mike: you have no idea man.

Todd
I&#8217;m so black

Mike
Doc?

Scott
Marty! &#8230; Doc!

Chris
Dawk Dre

Josiah
This is win.

Todd
Your Kids Marty!

Scott
They found me! I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<div id="_mcePaste"><strong>Mike</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Josiah: Scott: Todd: I hear that life is pretty hard on that office over there.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">It is a hard knock life&#8230; for us.</div>
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<div><strong>Todd</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">yea dawk</div>
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<div><strong>Josiah</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Mike: you have no idea man.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">I&#8217;m so black</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Doc?</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Marty! &#8230; Doc!</div>
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<div><strong>Chris</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Dawk Dre</div>
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<div><strong>Josiah</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">This is win.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Your Kids Marty!</div>
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<div><strong>Scott</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">They found me! I don&#8217;t know how but they&#8217;ve found me! Run for it, Marty!!!!</div>
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<div><strong>Josiah</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Josiah: don&#8217;t screw up around here.</div>
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<div><strong>Mike</strong></div>
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		<title>Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong</title>
		<link>http://bacon.scottaburger.com/humor-and-fun/mortal-kombat-vs-donkey-kong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 22:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hitchcock&#8217;s Ninja Cat Comes Closer Without Moving</title>
		<link>http://bacon.scottaburger.com/humor-and-fun/hitchcocks-ninja-cat-comes-closer-without-moving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Cycle of (Time) Suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<title>Elektronik Supersonik &#8211; Zlad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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		<title>ROMA VICTOR!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scottaburger</dc:creator>
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